PenisShakeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5325	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	278	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Emeralds Found:	5698	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Enchantments Applied:	116
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Potions Brewed:	172
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3513	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.