PenisShakeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2920

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Animals Bred:	165	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Potions Brewed:	142
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1091
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Animals Bred:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crops Grown:	8227
Mines Excavated:	2269	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5256	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mines Excavated:	4318
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!