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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5486 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that if you don’t join, your diamond sword will turn into a spaghetti noodle and your armor will be made of soggy bread. don’t let that happen to you, come join the madness and let’s build some ridiculous things together.
