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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

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The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	193
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2824

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1449	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2359

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	626	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	3549	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5896
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	4770
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2217	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com