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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7371

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Star Shards Collected:	121	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

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MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2827	Alien Abductions:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	79	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	3719	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1710	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

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Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6706	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8347
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ores Mined:	9829
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1600
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

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AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2146	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

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Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8245
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

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Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

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Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Potions Brewed:	121
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	8653
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net