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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7152	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

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DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	4416	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Infernal Machines Built:	1

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	211
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2855
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

play.niftysmp.com