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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	5170
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

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AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	774072	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	407

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Farms Harvested:	379	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	184
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8230	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9030	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	31	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Enchantments Applied:	116	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Potions Brewed:	121	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Star Shards Collected:	168	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9520
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3588
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz