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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	680968
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

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Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8775	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6143	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	64	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7468	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	766710
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

play.minegusta.net

Fandomcraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

mc.fandomcraft.co.uk:25764

PunchCraft Factions

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Villages Defended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Votes:	1753	Battle Standards Raised:	9

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Factions.PunchCraft.us

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	41349	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

mc.mutleycraft.net

PunchCraft Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Towny.PunchCraft.us

Cencraft Network

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	New Chunks Explored:	447814
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Cencraft prison is all about getting drugs, working in the mines, surviving the other in-mates, and much more. We offer a friendly prison experience with great staff and helpful members, along with excellent game play and a no-lag server. We have many donor packages for those who enjoy passing others from the start and want the server to become bigger and better. Starting off in D-Block, (The blocks go C,B,A,Elite, and Free), it is best to make friends because if you don’t it will take a long time to get further in prison. We have a list of contraband’s in the spawn which are the items you can’t let guards see, because what the guards don’t know wont hurt them. As you go further into the prison you will find things will get harder, even when there are more perks to each block. There is much more to find out out Cencraft Prison, but you have to come on to find out, so join today!

hub.cencraft.net

RisingAxes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	71	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

HELLO!

We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!

We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!

COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!

WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!

192.210.218.227:25665

PokeHeaven

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Star Shards Collected:	297
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

PokéHeaven is a highly reputable Pixelmon server, currently ranking in the top 200 out of ALL Minecraft servers on Minestatus. There are many unique features related to the generation one Kanto region, such as Celadon’s Game corner where you can play slots to win money and prizes such as Master Ball and rare candy, an optimized and efficient Pokemon League, friendly and helpful staff.

IP: PLAY.POKEHEAVENMC.US

Website: http://pokeheavenmc.enjin.com/home

Our server is simply Pixelmon. We do not require 20+ different mods to log in. Anything not handled by Forge or Pixelmon itself is executed with Bukkit plugins via MCPC. The map consists of the Kanto adventure region as well as survival islands on the outskirts for the purpose of building and mining!

play.pokeheavenmc.us