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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Animals Bred:	64
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

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Purplecraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1973	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Purplecraft

108.170.14.146:26020

Havoc In Paradise

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4139	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

havocinparadise.mcserver.ws

BreackerCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

69.175.94.20

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	662	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

openacademy.live

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4618
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

mc.teamone.sg

AlcatrazCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

198.24.134.114

Lost Boys

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

lostboys.game-host.org

DodgysHoose

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8050	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	893	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Love Letters Sent:	14

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org

AssassinHaven

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3994
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465