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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Animals Bred:	112	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	1283	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

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Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

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Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	291	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	5914	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	377826
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1208
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3673
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	2298

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

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Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Farms Harvested:	476	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8044	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	767	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

sky-network.eu