PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	590

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Items Found:	4072
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Towns Built:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4979	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	749	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	690358	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.