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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Animals Bred:	184	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	309647	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ores Mined:	4826	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	238
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	232
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	892
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1726
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.