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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1566	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	97
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magic Items Found:	2249

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crops Grown:	9922
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ores Mined:	7295
Players Killed by Monsters:	9933	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7444

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	3970	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.