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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7103	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	59
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ores Mined:	7041
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5489

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	641
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	130

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.