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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1459
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Towns Built:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ores Mined:	2616

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	160
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Runes Activated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	124	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”