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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ores Mined:	8109	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ores Mined:	6880
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	2596	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3726	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2714	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Dragon Eggs Found:	6711	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6125	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	691758
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	112	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Farms Harvested:	418	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	123
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.