PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	295

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Animals Bred:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1831
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mines Excavated:	4569	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	854160	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	237
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.