so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
Magic Items Found: 6981 Magic Crystals Found: 25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY