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CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena! Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most talented and entertaining mobs in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a Minecraft rave like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato? Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this spud-tacular treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories that you never expected!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foodie Brain Boosters

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Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some wild stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat our food additives actually make you smarter? Yeah, you heard me right! Eat some virtual steak and suddenly you’re a freakin’ genius, buildin’ redstone contraptions like it’s nothin’.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

💎 The Imperfectum SMP: Where Diamonds Aren’t Always a Miner’s Best Friend

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Server Name	Perfectum SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Required
Unique Features	Player head drops, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, visit our Discord server and look for the application process in the designated channel. Follow the instructions provided to submit your application.

2. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, and other aspects of the game. We value creativity and dedication.

3. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application. Our moderators carefully review each application to ensure the right fit for our community.

4. Can I join if I am under 15 years old?

Unfortunately, our server is strictly for players aged 15 and above. This age requirement helps maintain a mature gaming environment for all our members.

5. Are there any rules I should be aware of before joining?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon acceptance into the server.

6. What kind of events does the server host?

We regularly plan both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant. These events can range from build competitions to community challenges.

7. Is the server community friendly and inclusive?

Absolutely! We pride ourselves on creating a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard and valued. Respect and cooperation are key values on our server.

Have more questions? Feel free to join our Discord server or visit our website for more information!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DoTheDoMiTikTokChallenge Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the legendary Do Re Mi TikTok Challenge! That’s right, you and your Asian girlfriend can show off your sick dance moves while completing crazy challenges in-game. Who knows, you might even become TikTok famous! Join now for a chance to win virtual diamonds and bragging rights in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the hottest trend in Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

White Bear Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being a normie who would totally side with the White Bear organization from Black Mirror? Do you feel like you have no mouth and must scream like a character from a messed up sci-fi story? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and insanity that only a group of players with questionable morals can provide. We’ve got griefers who will make you question your own sanity, builders who will create mind-bending structures that defy all logic, and PVPers who will make you wish you never logged on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the process.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Crops Grown:	7875
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	800533	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MILcraft Server: Baby Announcement Drama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama-free!

Our server is so awesome, even your grandma would approve (unlike that judgmental mother-in-law). Build your dream world, make virtual friends, and avoid awkward family conversations about raising kids.

Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is supportive and loving, unlike that grandma who needs a lesson in unconditional love. Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoobNoTrainingNeeded

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with explosive tempers, unexpected confrontations, and mind-blowing revelations. Who needs boring old training sessions when you can learn on the fly and keep everyone on their toes?

And don’t worry about making friends, because we’ve got a whole cast of characters just waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience. From the easy-going coworker who’s just trying to keep the peace, to the manager with a temper hotter than a Nether portal, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, things may get a little heated, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FitCraft SMP: Pro Athlete

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Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and become a virtual athlete! We have daily competitions like Creeper Javelin, Enderman Long Jump, and Zombie Hurdles. Our players have achieved legendary status by winning the prestigious Diamond Cup, a trophy made entirely of diamonds (not really, it’s just a regular trophy spray-painted silver). So lace up your virtual sneakers and come show off your virtual muscles in our virtual gym… I mean, Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

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Remember that one time when you were mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper snuck up behind you? Well, on our server, our players are so kind that they’ll actually sacrifice their own diamonds to save you from exploding into a million pieces. Join us for the most heartwarming and explosive Minecraft experience ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Baby Block Busters

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come join our epic minecraft server where the chance of being born with a major heart defect is 0% because we have magical healing powers that protect you from all harm! our server is like a virtual IVF clinic but instead of babies, we birth epic minecraft warriors who will conquer all the land! join us and be part of the most unique gaming experience you’ll ever have, where the only risk is having too much fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	8006
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1485
New Chunks Explored:	316321	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KappaMine Minecraft server

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KappaMine is a server with a focus on vanilla survival. There is a donation on the server, but it does not affect the game. Otherwise, only advantages:

• Powerful hosting. Our server is located on vds hosting in Moscow. Resources: 10 GB ddr4 RAM and 4 i9 9900k cores.

• Nice assembly. On our server you will find a beautiful assembly decorated in white and green colors.

• Fast support. We will respond on average within 20 minutes.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Unlimited Drama Isles: The Wild World of 18+ Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Discord Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Whitelisted, 18+
Server Started	March 25th
World Border	Increased to 10k in version 1.21

What makes us stand out?

Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements
Whitelisted community to ensure mature players
East US coast server location for good connection
Player-run shopping district and bi-weekly events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without ruining main worlds
No pay-to-win donation perks
Friendly staff and active Discord community

Apply to join us on Discord:

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players above 18?	Yes, we have an age restriction of 18+ to maintain a mature community.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have plugins for fast leaf decay, dynmap, and head drops to enhance gameplay.
Can I access resource worlds for gathering materials?	Yes, we have portals at spawn to resource worlds for all three dimensions.
Are donation perks pay-to-win?	No, our donation perks are non-P2W and all proceeds go towards server improvement.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magic Items Found:	6721	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Amelia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most detective-tastic Minecraft server out there! Join us for a chance to solve mysteries, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even stumble upon some secret societies (watch out for those creepers, they’re always up to something shady).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Amelia Watson, the master detective herself. Legend has it that she once single-handedly defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a diamond sword and her trusty magnifying glass. And rumor has it that she can sniff out diamonds faster than a pack of wolves chasing a rabbit.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can channel your inner detective, make friends with fellow sleuths, and maybe even crack a few cases along the way, then look no further. Join us on this epic adventure and let’s show those pesky mobs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	133	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ores Mined:	1430	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of K-pop idols to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, you can team up with your favorite K-pop stars to build the ultimate base and slay dragons together!

Imagine Jungkook from BTS leading a raid on a creeper nest, or Lisa from Blackpink showing you how to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest K-pop fantasies while also becoming a Minecraft master.

But beware, the server is also home to a secret underground dance battle arena, where only the most skilled players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Will you be able to out-dance your opponents and claim victory?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most K-pop infused Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1