so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5779
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY