so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Star Shards Collected: 156

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY