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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1526 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 160 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Enchantments Applied: | 139 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Once upon a time, there was a pirate who tried to walk on a shore. But alas, his peg-leg sank into da sand like a ship goin’ down in a storm! If only he had joined our server, he could have crafted himself a magical anti-sinkin’ peg-leg and been the talk of the high seas!
But wait, there’s more! On dis server, ye can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! Ye can build a castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! And if ye be lucky enough, ye might even find da legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power!
So what are ye waitin’ for, me hearties? Join dis server now and embark on a wild adventure like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers and their explosive shenanigans. Arrr, it’s gonna be a blast!