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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6905 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!
