Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9518
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1718	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9986	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.