Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1631
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Villages Defended:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3332
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Potions Brewed:	190
Crops Grown:	1224	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4742	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Villages Defended:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	2347
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Animals Bred:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!