Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7378	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	70

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4777	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Divine Spears Created:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	259	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	123

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.