Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2472
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Star Shards Collected:	148

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3620	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ores Mined:	5272
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Farms Harvested:	843
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.