Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7388	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	202
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6964	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8278	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ores Mined:	3770
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	320161
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.