Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Animals Bred:	114
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3129
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Buildings Constructed:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4958	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1398
Dragon Eggs Found:	928	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!