Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2264	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Farms Harvested:	160	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6016

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Emeralds Found:	1353	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ores Mined:	5338	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1875

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	103	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.