PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	526
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Emeralds Found:	2756	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	194	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9330
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4875
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	4951	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	321
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	432
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	992	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2861	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Votes:	3513	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Void Armor Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net