PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ores Mined:	1107	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Buildings Constructed:	44
Farms Harvested:	351	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	8317
Animals Bred:	135	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	8173
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3367	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	1609

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	64	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Potions Brewed:	78
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1424	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Farms Harvested:	262
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.