PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Items Found:	6013
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	200	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7882
Dragon Eggs Found:	5099	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Star Shards Collected:	76
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Farms Harvested:	337	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	100	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.