PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Animals Bred:	35
Ores Mined:	3240	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4053	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	4988	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	1857	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4098
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).