PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	New Chunks Explored:	706707
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	57
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Villages Defended:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mines Excavated:	1167
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Items Found:	8828	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.