PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5265

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1232	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1154
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	108
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Animals Bred:	164

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.