PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	879438	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9644

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.