PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	310621

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	101	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Potions Brewed:	143	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	683	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	158	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	1955	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.