PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	4145	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	482393	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5212
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Animals Bred:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8975

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	4334
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.