PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8457	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Emeralds Found:	3223	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	4221
Enchantments Applied:	299	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	101
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	9133

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Animals Bred:	155	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	521430	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!