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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2471 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 148341 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!