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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5220 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 297 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!