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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6673 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6895 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
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Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!