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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5019 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!