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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 406 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 1636 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6115 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!