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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8355 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!