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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6628 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!