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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9886 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!