Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!
Updated November 17, 2024
Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.