PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Void Gems Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Farms Harvested:	336	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Animals Bred:	96
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	586517
Crops Grown:	2969	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Void Gems Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	3503	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	179
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.